did a booty scale, as a reference for future works—-maybe
whats your favorite number? Can you spot your character’s butt scale from this chart?
my kind ‘a scale
my butt is a notice it yet
Why do i have to be number 10? fuck
Mine is “This can twerk” lol
Evolution of Booty
"You can balance a check book on this " dass meee lol
My booty is some where between “this can twerk” and “oh my”
between four and five
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MISS LAUREN LONDON!!!!!!
Omg where do I begin with her!
First off, she is one of the most beautiful and talented women in the entertainment game. Even though sometimes dirt gets thrown on her name I look up to her so much. Even though she may not be the most legit role models to you she is to me. She’s managing business and life. She is getting money while she is still being the best mother she can be. You NEVER hear anything SUPER CRAZY OR ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE about her like you do with most celebrities now a-days, and that’s exactly what I look for in my role models. So, everybody remember this date, December 5th, cause that’s the birth date of a TRUE WOMAN. Love you, Miss Lauren!
I feel like Asha did her duty right, shit Noah treating her like a pile of cow shit so now he need to see how it feel, I actually want her and Q together but that aint the big deal right now.
First, these niggas left and aint tell Tyler, What in thee actual fiznuck! This girl going half cray and y’all fail to tell her that them damn kids alive
Second, Isaiah wtf nigga, ever heard of caller i.d or tracking nigga. All you had to do was trace the area code to have better knowledge of where they at, nigga you could do that on the internet know a-days. Know y’all goin have to do some unnecessary searching.
Third, They better find Miss Madi before they leave, she got took with them kids so she better come back to the states with them kids. LMAO I know they won’t do no foul shit like that but just making sure!!
*SIERRA BE HAVING A NIGGA STRAIGHT IN THE FEELS! I’M REALLY TALKING LIKE I KNOW THESE PEOPLE AND THAT THIS WHOLE STORY IS NOT FICTIONAL. THIS GIRL DESERVES SOME KIND OF AWARD. IF SHE DON’T BECOME A SUCCESSFUL WRITER THERE’S A TRICK TO IT!!! JUST A LITTLE SHOUT OUT TO HER!! I APPRECIATE YOUR STORIES. IT’S THE ONLY TIME I ACTUALLY ENJOY READING NOVELS! GOOD JOB, BOO!!
honestly, I’m not gonna sit here and write a 4-page letter about how much of a good guy he was and how he was my favorite actor cuz honestly I didn’t even know who paul walker was by his name I had to see a picture. So, that would be hypocritical a’f cuz I don’t know much about him but that he played in many movies including fast & the furious and that he was a VERY handsom white guy. But what I am gonna do is pay my respect and say R.I.P to a guy I know many loved. MUCH LOVE AND CONDOLENCES GOES OUT TO ANY WHO ARE HURT BY THE LOST
Girl the best post I’ve ever seen
Wow it’s crazy because I never knew that!
BY FAR MOST INTELLEGENT POST EVER!!!!
featuring Y/N and I/N(insert name, anyboby’s famous or not)
I/N was one of your closet guy friends but lately you’ve been really distant. He sensed this and decided that you guys should hang out with eachother for the day. Your mind was flustered because you know the true reason you were sooo distant. It was because you always get that urge when you’re around him. You have always liked him but lately it’s been outta control and you were kinda scared of being next to him in fear of what you might do. Since he was such a close friend your mom loved him dearly and didn’t mind his coming over while she was working late. She trusted him to be over late because he has been so many times. Which meant you not only were gonna be around him for a looongg time but lso you were gonna be alone with him. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO???
You decided to suck it up and get dressed since it was already 5:30 and he said he planned to be over by 6:30. You hopped in the hot shower thinking about what you were gonna do after 20 minutes of thinking and cleaning you got out and dried off. You put on your warm vanilla sugar lotion. You wanted to be as comfortable as possible so you put on this:
you sprayed on some victoria’s secret pink perfume and just as you were finishing putting on some lipgloss you heard a knock at the door. It was him. You open the door and he gave you a hug. You felt all warm inside and you knew from there the night was gonna be long.
The whole night he was over the only thing on your mind was how much you wanted him to be yours to kiss his soft lips and have him hold you tight. He would say something and you would reply or laugh as if you heard him not even remembering what you’d said to him. Finally after 2 hours of your “conversation” he went to his bag and pulled out a movie.
I/N: *holding up the movie* look what I got
Y/N: my favorite movie *you smile*
I/N: wanna watch it??
You and I/N sat on the couch watching the movie. It started off with you guys laughing and enjoying it together to pure silence. You would gaze at him and he’d shortly catch your gaze and you’d snap your head back towards the t.v. then you’d feel him burning a hole in your face so you’d turn to see the sexiest expression on his face that made you just stop. You’d finally had enough of the teasing and grabbed the remote pressing the power button shutting off the movie
I/N: why you do that??
Y/N: I can’t do this any longer
I:N do what!? he asks confused
I/N: what are you pretending!!!
Y/N: everything!! i’m pretending that I think of you as just a friend, I’m pretending to listen to you when my heads no where in the conversation, pretending that……” trails off
I/N: stares intensely
Y/N: *says lowly* pretending that I don’t want you, that I don’t need you….and I do. pretending that I don’t wanna do thiss *kisses him*
I/N: *pulls you into his lap and grabs your waist then he pulls away looking you in the eyes*
"Y/N I love you and I’m tired of pretending too, I’m tired of being fake. *smirks* so how about we go upstairs and show eachother it’s real ;)"
HOPE YOU ENJOYEDDDDDD
ONE OF MY ALL TIME FAVORITE THROWBACK SONGS THAT GETS ME IN THE FEELS AND THE MOOD. I MISS THE MUSIC LIKE THIS THAT HAD YOU THINKINGGGGG ;)
I was like "did he just read that note out loud" I got so embarrased , I crawled under the table , laughing Terrianna got up , took off her belt , I was sweating , She said if you don't get up , I'm wooping you Yo I was glad it was Friday
Omfg I’m deadddd, It’s always that person who don’t know how to read a damn note to they self. But I can’t even say nothing I’m usually that person. I prolly would’ve put you on blast to gurlll lmao. But Damian sound cool and funny a’f, you should try and cuff that ;)
There is this boy I like and today he came up to me when I was walking to class and put his arm around me and was like"hey girlfriend you know I love you" and I was like standing blushing :) what should I do?
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GGGGGGGGGGGIIIRRRLLLLL!! It depends on if he the player tyepe( like he’d do that to anygirl in the school) or if you truly believe he’s sincere.
If he’s a player let it go, and cut im off! you prolly not the only girl he said it to
If you think he’s sincere I would ask him in a playful wayyy likee “was you serious when you said you love cuz I don’t even like you” but then be like “I’m just playing but dead serious was you frfr, I’m curious cuz people don’t just go throwing them words around” still sound playful wait for the response if its negative say something like “Oh but I was just wondering *small laugh*” and pretend to let it go. but if its positive say something like “well I like you and you claim to loveee meee and you already calling me girlfrind so why don’t we make it official” OR SOMETHING TO THAT NATURE LMAO.
Ion know it already sound like you got him so all you gotta do is certify it. I wish it could be this easy with my crush, I’m jelly fsee!!
Here's another one , iiiii usually talk to these two guys at the end of my 7th period, one is a crush of mine , I've liked this dude on and off since 7th grade (10th now) so like he has a girl friend now (ion push up on him or anything just simple convo) he poked my face with his finger so I moved by Jacob (his friend) so. He was like is jacob better than be blah blah thn he was like I know you have a crush on me Madison , and I'm like (whaa) he said it's pretty obvious, I felt like caught lol
You should’ve been like then whats takin you so long to ask a girl out nigga!!! Lmao I really have nothing, when you caught up all you can do is deny or go with it. But that’s funny tho that just made me laugh so hard because that happened to me before. Dude was like I know you crushing on me with the sexiest smirk and I just ran away with my middle finger up screaming TRICK I MIGHT BE
Okay like I got this crush right? He ride my bus , sometimes when I would go to the auditorium we would end up sitting together and talking a lil, I would give him candy and ask him questions , I found out he Puerto Rican , not a virgin, plays soccer, his birthday in the 12/17 mine 12/18 , #teamsag but any way I gave him candy time after time again , he asked me one day did I have any candy I was like, "what's my name" yoooo didn't remember it and it saw him hugging two girls the other day
I then forgot people names before too. so don’t get too much discouraged by that! Girl you just gotta do something to make him never forget your name. keep in mind don’t do nothing that’s goin give you a bad rep. You probably need to talk or flirt a little more. Make it so that you’re the girl he’s hugging
It just seems for a few days I’ve been seeing a lot about this elijah character. Posts on every social networking site, my friend messaging me. And I’m just gonna give my opinion.
First off, we can’t be mad at that boy for trying get his paper and entering the group. I don’t feel it’s right that everybody mad at him because he saw oppurtunity and took it. Cause I gaurantee if MB wanted you as the newest member you’d take it too. And also everybody saying how he not cute. He cute to me and honestly Prod wasn’t such a God either but he was fine.
Secondly, I do understand it’s goin take a while for people to adapt to him. Like what is his name goin even be, I’m used to the two P’s (Prince and Prodigy) and the double r’s squared (Ray Ray and Roc Royal). We’re used to having Prod and that’s who I’ve known for years now and for him to be replaced is some bullshit and I feel everybody who’s been saying that.
Lastly, there’s really nothing else to say. We atleast need to give the kid a chance because he had nothing to do with what went down with Prod he just looking for a way to stardom.
And JBH, I think the tag kinda jinxed it. There was always convos about the break up and look what happened. But, It don’t matter anymore what’s done is done. This shit bout as bad as Brian Griffin’s death but we gotta deal with it. But, I kinda have a feeling that this is gonna end up like Pretty Ricky when Pleasure P left and they got that new dude. Shit was fucked up!!
I’m good, it just seems a little fucked up
***MY TURN OFFS ARE JUST THE OPPOSITE OF MY TURN ONS, AND IN THIS CASE OPPOSITES DO NOT ATTRACT!!